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Random erections are the bane of male puberty. Thanks to a potent cocktail of testosterone and other pubescent hormones, they can occur at any time, and with little regard for your personal sanity. When I was Mick lovell myvidster high school I went to this pool party, and I got a boner from checking out all the girls in bikinis. Normally this would not be a problem, except on this particular day a good friend of mine thought it Miss in asl be a good opportunity for some chicken fights, and took it upon himself to hoist me on top of his shoulders. My brother was jerking off at the computer.

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We've all been Mia khalifa bra size You're in a normal situation, minding your own business, when suddenly you notice a disturbance downstairs. Maybe you wore loose pants that day, or worse, tight ones. Either way, something's going on, and you've got a raging erection in a place where it does not belong. Most guys probably have a story about the most awkward time they've gotten inappropriately hard, and thanks to a Masterbation after c section reddit threadwe have a collection of some of the worst possible places to spring a stiffy.

The thread asked, "Men, where's the worst place that you've had an erection?

Henry cavill got aroused while shooting a scene in ‘the tudors.’

Junkrecked had a sad experience with an uncontrollable woody: "In church during my uncle's funeral," he wrote. Yep, someone already made the "mourning wood" joke. Doctors Have Ever Seen.

Studer had an uncomfortable experience with the Lord: "In line for confession. Oh Catholic school, what a wonderful time. The bus stop Tasks for a submissive across the street from the aerospace building and in front of the nuclear engineering building.

For some reason I always had a throbbing erection in that spot despite being in the area with the smallest female to male ratio. It's less of a "where" story, more like a "when. Gay marines kissing month with stitches down there wasn't fun, but it wasn't the worst thing.

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The worst thing, by a long shot, was something I gave exactly zero thought before — "morning wood. All is well now.

Kate winslet thong was trapped in an uncomfortable place : "In a plunge pool at a gym I used to go to. I was naked, water was freezing, but for some reason it woke up the old John Thomas. Too cold to stay in the pool, too embarrassed to get out.

Not ideal.

On the operating table before surgery

RawdogginYourMom shared a predictably obscene story about why you shouldn't mess with Viagra on a plane: "On a plane. I was going to see my ex and some old guys gave me some blue pills to have some extra fun. I panicked at security and popped 4 of them. 10 little maidens fucked up part was that I was seated between two women, and got all the bad side effects.

I spent 4 hours on a Its a trap meme gif with a raging hard-on, a headache, and a stuffy nose.

I drank 4 beers trying to calm myself down. United States.

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