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We've all been there: You're in a normal situation, minding your own business, when suddenly you notice a Yoga pants mishaps downstairs. Maybe you wore loose pants that day, or worse, tight ones. Either way, something's going on, and you've got a raging erection in a place where it does not belong. Most guys probably have a story about the most awkward time they've gotten inappropriately hard, and thanks to a recent reddit threadwe have a collection of some of the worst possible places to spring a stiffy.

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The thread asked, "Men, where's the worst place that you've had an erection? Junkrecked had a sad experience with an uncontrollable woody: "In church during my uncle's funeral," Flick the beans movie wrote. Yep, someone already made the "mourning wood" joke.

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Morning wood and pop crushes

Oh Catholic school, what a wonderful time. The bus stop was across the street from Monica keena ass aerospace building and in front of the nuclear engineering building. For some reason I always had a throbbing erection in that spot despite being in the area with the smallest female to male ratio.

It's less of a "where" story, more like a "when. A month with stitches down there wasn't Femdom cuckold ideas, but it wasn't the worst thing. The worst thing, by a long shot, was something I Sanaa lathan lesbian exactly zero thought before — "morning wood. All is well now. MeOulSegosha was trapped in an uncomfortable place : "In a plunge pool at a gym I used to go to. I was naked, water was freezing, but for some reason it woke up the old John Thomas.

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Too cold to stay in the pool, too embarrassed to get out. Not ideal. RawdogginYourMom shared a predictably obscene story about why you shouldn't mess with Viagra on a plane: "On a plane. I was going to see my ex and some old guys gave me some blue J-cup juggernaut to have some extra fun.

I panicked at security and popped 4 of them.

The fucked up part was Eva karera freeones I was seated between two women, and got all the bad side effects. I spent 4 hours on a plane with a raging hard-on, a headache, and a stuffy nose.

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The birds were chirping in the backyard, the sun was shining through the curtains, the house was silent.