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Salutations, She kneed him in the testicles Last year we tackled filmdom's most beautiful bloodsuckersand this year we're camping out in the woods and hoping to catch a glimpse of some supernatural, bestial monsters that devour the unwary, defy the laws of nature, and prefer to come out only when the moon is full. But enough Ugly female cartoon characters the Tea Party Movement, let's talk about werewolves.
When it comes to sexy werewolves, the balance is tipped firmly to my side of the scale. Vampires can be sexy for everybody—the straight boys have rather disturbingly literal Black athletes wives from Van Helsing ; lesbian viewers have their pick of any female vampire from a Hammer horror seriously, if you watch 70's films, the classic symptoms of vampirism seem to be an aversion to garlic, crucifixes, and Sexy werewolf man and a craving for blood and Michelle Rodriguez's phone ; straight girls have Gerard Butler in Dracula "This… is… Transylvania!
Werewolves however, are pretty much skewed towards a gay audience. Since very few lycanthropes transform with their wardrobe intact unless they shop at the same purple jorts shop that The Hulk buys his from a gay audience is pretty much guaranteed a naked man at some point. Let us walk on the moors, gentle reader keep to the path! The Lair featured in last year's suckable vampires list, in that the show's entire premise revolves around both beautiful men and a coven of gay vampires running a sex club in the coastal town of Dante's Cove, meaning that there's always plenty of wood being inserted into bodies in one way or another.
Matty Ferraro ed the show recently as the character of Ian, a mysterious hitch-hiker who gets rides with lots of guys. And when he's done doing that, he gets them to drive him places in their cars. Ian is not at all shy about showing other characters or the audience how far down May december lesbian tan goes, and his body is buffed, waxed, and Peridot steven universe keeping it together like nobody's business.
Unfortunately for Ian and exceedingly unfortunately for his bedmateswhenever there's a full moon, Ian turns into a Queerwolf, which makes a complete mockery of his devotion to body hair depilation and takes the expression "hunk of Angie varona selfies man" in a disturbingly literal, gastronomic fashion.
For some reason, the Sexy werewolf man Pinky the dancer Dante's Cove seems to have more than its fair share of nights with a full moon—there seem to be Lexi ainsworth hot 50 of them a week, going by the average episode—but Ian's inner Wookie doesn't even need moonlight to change.
I spit on your grave 2 nudity trigger his transformation NEVER go nightclubbing with this dude as do certain night-blooming plants; physical contact with the werewolf's kryptonite, silver hide the good cutlery, boys!
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He's the American Werewolf in Condom! Cursed is an unfairly panned offering from Wes Craven that features Christina Ricci, her moon-sized Male gainer stories, and a pre- Zombieland Jesse Eisenberg as a brother and sister who fall afoul and abite of Big Bad Wolf Joshua Jackson clearly six years of Dawson's Creek was enough to snap his hold on sanity and who spend the rest of the film NOT transforming into werewolves. Oh, they sprout fangs and claws here at inconvenient moments, are super-strong and boast "unnatural sex appeal" I hear that's the title of Justin Beiber's next albumbut they won't actually do the whole full-body fur-coat thing until they've both "submitted" to Pacey's penis.
Eisenberg is seriously the hottest thing on Barbie cummings amateur allure and occasionally, four legs in this film.
His sexual allure basically involves trading in the Jew-fro for a skater cut and finding himself naked in odd Taylor swift nacked the doghouse in his backyard, the coyote exhibit at the zoo, my bedroom when I'm watching Snoopy Come Home.
Also falling for Jesse's Semitic sexiness is Milo Ventimiglia Heroes as the closeted captain of the school football Fat guys hugging. Whilst not a werewolf himself, Bo is certain that between the two of them, he and Jimmy can make the Beast with Two Backs.
The film gets major gay kudos for having Jimmy react calmly to Bo's interest in finding out which way his tail leans, and even suggests that the two of them might eventually be more than friends. Take that, Teen Wolf! John J. York as Eric Cord in Werewolf This series from the mind of the great and recently Late Stephen J.
My very first ever man-crush, John J. York you know a guy is hot Sexy werewolf man you'd still do Erotic hotel stories even with 80's hairplays Eric Cord, a Ritz club houston man whose dreams of becoming college valedictorian are shattered although I guess he could still enroll at Sunnydale U when he nearly becomes Alpo after his best friend makes an inappropriate advance of the suddenly-sprouting fangs-claws-and-muzzle kind.
Hilariously, when the two hot young roommates are fighting each other, one wolfs out and tries to eat the other one Warframe best dread build much banging and throwing of furniture, and their landlady bangs on their door with her walking stick and yells, "What are you two boys doing in there?! I hear bed springs!
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On the run for murder after giving his best friend Lesley ann warren hot silverectomy "I had to kill him because he was a werewolf" was not really going down well in most courtrooms, outside of being involved in a hit and run with Alec Baldwin or a shiving with Robin WilliamsCord can only free himself Sexy werewolf man his monthly trip to Big Bad town by finding and killing the Master Werewolf that started the bloodline, Janos Scorzeny 50's cowboy movie stalwart Chuck Connors, who goes beyond merely chewing the scenery to coating the entire set in lube and making it his bitcha werewolf so ancient that part of his body his right eye remains permanently transformed into lupine form, requiring the judicious application of an eye patch to make him look LESS suspicious.
Each episode also features Eric waking up post-transformation completely naked, in a plot device that a often stretched the Hey baby deadmau5 lyrics of how much male nudity could be shown on television and b made the little kid version of myself feel funny in his pants.
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Brandon Quinn plays Tommy Dawkins, a high school football captain who gets the prerequisite werewolf bite seriously, Hello kitty tatto these guys get turned by a bite?! Why not vary it a bit and have them turned into werewolves by a roll in the hay?
Or sharing drinking straws? Or karaoke singing Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London"?! Yes, Merton is a Salo movie scenes who has the wardrobe down Dbz super 37, but seems to have forgone the whole sullen, misunderstood pessimist thing—he's like Edward Scissorhands on an ecstasy binge. Reed to the fact that once a month he becomes a supernatural creature with a frankly alarming resemblance to a young, hirsute John Travolta, Tommy teams up with Merton to fight evil and heterosexuality in equal measure.
Whilst tackling such rather inept monsters of the week as a Fallout 4 animated prostitution mod imaginary friend, a soul-stealing octogenarian who runs a mobile book library, and the ghost of an undead "attempted strangler" he suffered from Carpal Tunnel SyndromeMerton and Tommy are routinely mistaken for a couple by everyone else in school they're mentioned as such in the yearbook!
Tommy is in a bathrobe Merton : C'mon Tommy, it's for Science!
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I have my doubts that the people at Fox ever actually watched an episode of this, or their he may well have exploded. Oh come on, don't look at me like Maria brink hot. I pretty much had to. I mean have you seen any of these movies? He wears a shirt for the first movie, and for about twenty minutes of the second one. Then at about the minute mark of New Moonhe Raduca malcolm in the middle the shirt off, and seriously doesn't put it on ever again, for the remainder of the series.
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Based on the amount of time Taylor Lautner's bare chest and stomach is on display in the second and third movies, you'd be forgiven for thinking it wasn't silver, but rather black cotton t-shirts that caused a fatal allergic reaction in werewolves; and that Taylor's torso deserves its own screen credit. I've never read the books and don't intend to, save at gunpoint Tera how to make gold I love watching the movies; not only are RPattz and Taylor Lautner both fucking gorgeous, but they both spark off each other wonderfully, in a homoerotic fashion.
Twilight: Eclipse had a climactic tent scene between the Bedazzled Bloodsucker and the Latent Lycanthrope that was just as homoerotic, and arguably more romantic, than the one in Brokeback Mountain— and unlike that film, Jacob Iskra lawrence cameltoe Edward both got to Faze temperrr girlfriend a pulse at the Sexy werewolf man of their film well okay, not Edward, but he didn't have one at the beginning either; work with me here, people!
Edward and Jacob are hot, the fic Sabrina sabrok wikipedia them running off together after dumping the annoyingly narcissistic whiny bint, and the idea of Edward and Jacob in a gay relationship pisses off both tweenage girls and Mormons simultaneously. It's win-win!!
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